Condom = Protection

This is commercial vid is actually an advertisement of one condom brand called Zazoo..

Their campaign is really something..like "Use protection, or u will get this"..

Kalau ade anak cam gini aku pon tak nak..huhu..no offend ok..Courtesy of youtube..

Not all kids like this la..if we teach them well they will behave..If u teach them wrong..they will turn out to be like this..u r the one who trained them to be like what the be now..hmm

Saehu....

Have u ever watch Maharaja Lawak Mega on Astro Warna..i bet most of u have rite..what's ur favorite group then? As for me i like Saehu..the small boy named Bocil Bancin is so cute and funny..

You can read info about them in Murai.com..their comedy is unique and easy to understand even they are from Indonesia..Here are several of their comedies on stage which i like the most.

They r a truely comedian actually..oh ya..apart from them Adlin Aman Ramli and Boboi (Afdlin Shauki & Harun Salin Bachik) also great..they r funny and unique..go to youtube and u may watch them all..Dont forget to watch them live tonite at astro warna, 10.00 pm..

Sebuah Kajian di Pusat Membeli Belah

I got this from my sister..n thought of sharing it with u all..ni bukan nak offend sesapa..just for laugh..sekadar hiburan untuk mereka2 yang tensi2 ngan keje yang melambak2 menimbun2 lepas cuti panjang hari tu..jangan tensi2 ya..enjoy..

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Ini adalah sekadar pemerhatian terhadap perlakuan social yg seling boleh dilihati di pusat2 membeli belah di tanah ayer..


Awek cun + balak hensem
Ini couple rileks sahaja. Tiada menunjukkan public affection yang berlebihan. Orang lain pun senang melihat mereka.


Awek cun + balak tak hensem
Kebanyakan awek yg cun mesti mendapat balak yang tidak hensem. Sila pelhatikan balak itu, ada satu macam muka bangga sebab dia punya amoi cun. Kadang-kadang itu balak mesti pakai spec hitam mau kasik nampak sikit hensem. Boleh diperhatikan juga, itu balak suka buat lawak yg x kelakar mau kasik tambat hati aweknya itu (tapi itu awek jalang ketawa, cuma senyum manis sahaja). Selalunya juga, balak itu mempunyai dompet yang tebal.


Awek tak cun + balak hensem
Kta boleh nampak itu awek mesti pegang kaw-kaw tangan balak dia yang hensem tamau kasik lepas. Aku pun tatau apa hal. Public affection yang terlampau2 juga akan dilakukan oleh itu awek tersebut terhadap balaknya.Boleh diperhatikan jua kadang2 itu balak hensem pun ada sikit segan sama itu awek punya tingkahlaku. Lepas itu aa, kalau ada amoi cun lalu tepi, ini awek tak cun mesti kasik jelingan maut terhadap itu amoi cun. Macam mau makan orang... Inseculity ploblem..


Awek tak cun + balak tak hensem
Ini couple tadak sapa pedulik punya pasal looo..no komen..


Awek cun berpakaian seksi
Akan ramai orang melihat awek ini. Tetapi awek ini tadak kisah sebab besar kemungkinan dia sulah biasa mendapat pandangan seperti itu. Awek seksi ini suka menunjukkan buah-buahan di dada nya, atau pusat nya di khalayak ramai kelana dia tau badan nya ada power.. Seperti juga mcm kta ada kereta cantik ka rumah besar ka jam baru ka mesti kasik orang tengok, so boleh perasaan ada happy. ini awek pun sebegitu jua.


Awek tak cun berpakaian seksi
Hoiyoooo ini manyak keji punya pelempuan. Lu balang talak cantik kasik tutup mahh, jangan bikin olang lain saakit mataa. Ini spesis juga suka menipu dili sendili dengan mengatakan "I wear sexy and I feel good" ataupun "I have the right to wear anything I want"... Sememangnya meleka melasakan bahawa berpakaian seksi boleh menjadikan meleka jadi lagi lawa.. Wa tidak lasa begitu. Huduh akan tetap huduh. Tetapi jikalau huduh & sexy?? Tepuklah lu punya dada tanya selera ada lalu ka? Tatau apa mau cakap lagi woo..



P/S: Ntah apa2 la survey ni..tapi cam lawak gak la kan ayat2 dia..harap korang enjoy la..bagi yang tensi2 ngan keje tu..at least kureng skit tensi korang tu..kalau tak kureng gak..jangan malu2 segan pegi jumpak Psychiatrist..mungkin dia leh tolong..tarra..

Frence English

Aku dapat ni masa tengah blog hopping..saja nak letak kat sini..enjoy la yer..

Frence English

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" is feminine - "la maison"

"Pencil" is masculine - "le crayon".

A student asked "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups:

Male and female.

And asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later review

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine ("le computer"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE
the problem, and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little
longer, you could have got a better model.

The women won.